im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK
Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
IM SO EXCITED TO GET MINE
Someone sent me hate today that said “Shame about your face” and I was sad about it but then I remembered that I’m a fucking babe who can pull off casual red lipstick
This Tuesday, like every Tuesday, I do topless Tuesday for me, and to remind myself that I’m a hot vixen who don’t take no shit.
I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE
EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVAWAY!
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Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 6th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so successful, and we love helping out in anyway we can! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being donated to us, or donated to the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end right before the holiday season to help out with anyone’s christmas, or just in general make someones entire year by giving them all of this stuff for free. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not. p.s. our previous urls were snuggle and drinken.
• THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A RANDOM GENERATOR)
ONE WINNER, WINS ALL OF THE ITEMS. (ONLY 1 Winner)
2. You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you have reblogged the giveaway.
• no likes please
• We are shipping world wide and for free to the winner
• GIVEAWAY ENDS ON DECEMBER 13TH, 2013 (to allow us enough time to ship the items to the winner before the holidays)
1. Droid razor- $200
2. Otter box- $60
3. 2 toms- $110
4. Iphone 4s (32g)- $400
5. Otter box- $70
6. Wii- $400
7. 9 wii games (just dance 1,2,3,4, sims, cod, active, supermario, donkey kong)-$190
8. 2 ipod nanos (yellow & orang) 16g)- $200
9. Sol republic headphones-$130
10. Ipad 2 (64g)- $500
11. Case ipad 2- $20
12. Laptop samsung- $450
13. Straightener- $130
14. Ihome for ipad & iphone- $190
15. Ihome for nanos- $80
16. YSL (yves-saint laurent) perfume- $60
17. Nicholas Sparks book- $20
18. 2 otter box case iphone- $100
19. iphone 5- $650
20. Ipad 1 (32g)- $300
21. HP laptop- $500
10 MORE DAYS LEFT!